HYBRID - 'RELAX'
'Donny Burger' Classic THCA Flower - Hybrid | 'Relax'
Donny Burger is a formidable indica-dominant hybrid strain celebrated for its incredibly pungent, savory aroma and its heavy, sedating effects. A cross between GMO and Han-Solo Burger, this cultivar is the ultimate choice for users seeking deep, lasting relaxation and powerful relief.
Flavor & Aroma
The hallmark of Donny Burger is its overwhelming and highly complex aroma. It combines sharp, savory notes of chives, and musky earth (inherited from GMO) with a heavy layer of pungent diesel fuel. When consumed, the flavor is equally intense, delivering a distinct savory, chemical funk that is undeniably potent.
Effects
Known for its powerful tranquilizing capabilities, Donny Burger delivers a high that is immediate and body-focused. It quickly washes over the user, bringing on deep physical relaxation, significant muscle relief, and a profound sense of calm that often leads to heavy sedation or "couch-lock." It is best reserved for late evening use when all tasks are complete and deep rest is desired.
Appearance
Donny Burger buds are dense and often irregular in shape, displaying deep olive-green colors with purple hues and a thick, almost fuzzy coating of frosty white trichomes, emphasizing its potent resin production.
100% satisfaction guarantee.
Certified Purity.
Every product we offer undergoes rigorous independent lab testing.
Federal Farm Bill Compliant.
We ensure that every item meets the strict standards of the 2018 Federal Farm Bill, because your trust is our top priority.
Expert Curation.
We do the research for you. Our team is dedicated to curating only the safest, most effective, and highest-quality products on the market.
FAQs
Is this real cannabis?
Yes, absolutely. THCA (Tetrahydrocannabinolic Acid) is a naturally occurring cannabinoid found abundantly in the cannabis plant. It is the acidic precursor to the more commonly known THC.
Is this legal?
Yes, our THCA flower is federally legal. This is due to the 2018 Farm Bill, which legalized hemp and its derivatives provided they contain less than 0.3% delta-9 THC on a dry weight basis. Since THCA is not delta-9 THC, and our products adhere strictly to this limit, they are compliant with federal law.
Is this safe to consume?
Yes, your safety is our top priority. All of our products undergo rigorous, independent third-party lab testing. These comprehensive tests verify purity and potency, ensuring our flower is free from harmful contaminants such as heavy metals, pesticides, and insecticides. We also test for terpene profiles for full transparency regarding what you are consuming.
Is my order guaranteed to arrive?
Absolutely! We guarantee that all orders will arrive safely to your designated address. In the unlikely event that your order does not reach you, we will promptly ship a replacement at no additional cost.